My Dark Comedy

For whom the Dell Tolls...

2006-05-25T13:00:00.000-05:00

The day is now upon me (again).

Its unemployment day!! woo hoo! As this is my last day in the Dell, this may be the last random update for a while.

So starting tommorrow my new job is job hunting.

i hate that job :p

on the subject of pineapple love....

2006-03-28T18:05:00.000-06:00

Texas statute 6354.45 chapter 4 paragraph 7 (referencing the State of Texas v Ralph M. Grosskopf ... "the pineapple clause")

"... concerning the matter of a pineapple, notwithstanding the manner in which it has or has not been aquired by the party of the second, the rights and privilages of the party of the second is unable to negatively affect the rights and privlages of the party of the first in regards to the desire of the party of the second. It is the consensus of opion of the court, concerning the matter of the party of the first's rights in reference to the party of the second, that circumstances in which the party of the second may find themselves in close proximity of the party of the first in a sexual manner that forthwith of the compeltion of any congress with the party of the first by the party of the second notwithstanding the objective of the party of the second, that the party of the first is dispositive of. ..."

Shane's birthday poem

2006-03-28T18:03:00.000-06:00

{i got a kick out of writing this one so i thought i would share,

Ms. Shane had requested a poem for her birthday so this is what i came up with ... enjoy!}

In plastic cups, or frosted glass
Be it dark, light or heady amber
Hoisted high, with no regards to class
Christened with words or suitable clamor

In well lit halls or seedy dives
Through trendy clubs or billiard rooms,
It moistens the lips of girlfriends and wives,
And soothes the nerves of soon to be grooms

Oh we know it well, and hold it so dear
This is my gift to you, my ‘Ode to a Beer’!

quick notice (kinda)

2006-03-08T18:24:00.000-06:00

nothing to say really, but i was rather bored.

so i made a blog entry... which amusingly enough makes this the most

updated blog that i read.

kinda sad really, all those peoples with real lives not spending excessive time just writing about it :)

hope everyone is having fun.

by request..

2006-03-06T16:08:00.000-06:00

My Dark Comedy is now accepting comments ...

i had a request for the allowance of anonymous commentary,

this has been granted. If there are any issuses with posting comments, let me know and i will attempt to correct them.

be good.

Have Stick, Will Travel

2006-03-02T13:38:00.000-06:00

looks like the weather may be good enough to camp.

mayhap a bit cold in the evening, but i think i will be able to manage.

no money, no food, no problem!

2006-03-01T12:42:00.000-06:00

if sleep is the great equalizer of a troubled life

i must say, i have no troubles for the moment.

went home from work yesterday, as i was not feeling up to my peak michael-ness..

(or as my boss phrased it ... i looked really pale)

end all be all of it was that i left work after 3 hours.

and promptly went home and slept, alot.

i was kinda half sitting half slouched in bed, asleep. when i looked up it was around

ten (of the PM) so i shut my (rather neglected) computer off

and rolled over to sleep some more.

when i finally awoke (some sixteen hours {total}) later i was feeling rather refreshed.

after my shower, even more so.

did i mention that post shower time of day was 8:30 in the morn.

rather early these days for the mostly nocturnal Michael-creature.

so i was off to the casa del arachnid for some morning refershment.

(this was of course after the manditory fueling of car)

grabbed a quick taco from the nearby shack

muchly reading goodness was had, and a rather contented michael (who i am amused to say is most assuredly with out sufficient funds to do so) had himself a cup of the coffees.

so now i sit at my works, more content than i have been in a while,

with a heartfelt content (if lacking good plans) of the future.

I will be finishing my degree, but there are a few things that will need to be accomplished first.

like getting rent caught up. Electricty, desipe my lack of amusement with it shall be turned back on, a bank shall be paid, and an account shall be opened, insurance shall be paid for my car,

drama shall be dealt with impersonally and completely (i need no drama, for any reason, from anyone... including me.)

nature and myself will become reaquianted, with or without others in tow (or towing)

and as soon as i can get caught up with rent and electric

i may have to find a differing living situation, i like my place, or did at anyrate.

but all i really need is a room. (still kicking around the idea of roomate(s) )

oh yeah ... and a cure for all illness and world peace

I'm not a hermit, it just looks like it ...

2006-02-24T13:38:00.000-06:00

ok, call it a declaration.

I got some personal changes/demons/issues whatever that i am going to correct,

down side is that the easiest way to do it involves, well ...

just me.

so don't feel slighted if i don't call or write,

I'm making a better me :p

the thing i don't like about blogs...

2006-02-22T15:26:00.000-06:00

I have many things that i could say in the format of a blog,

and yet i dare not...

personal observations and the like always seem to be read by others

who just have to comment/get offended etc. by

grrr ... its like online gossip to myself, only i have to worry about the folks who just happen to know me (or any mentioned) tossing the information into the gossip pool i no longer swim in.

i got my own pond for the moment (and a shovel to make it deeper).

and it was good.

As God of my own Blog, I have decreed a do over...

2006-02-16T16:08:00.000-06:00

decided that i did not enjoy the tone of my ... well what ever it was,

mayhap it was too self depreciating.

As much as i might say otherwise, i kinda like me... hehe

so anyway, on the off chance anyone noticed a lack of content that was there...

now you know why.

hahahahahahhahahahaha